Mullet Mandy

One day Mullet Mandy woke up and decided that she wanted to go shopping for a present. See it was her friend Buck Tooth Betty’s birthday and she wanted to buy her the best present EVER! Mandy realized she only had two days to find this present and quickly set out. She borrowed her mom’s red pickup truck and headed over to the Hicktown mall. When Mandy arrived she couldn’t help but go into her favourite place, Mullet Mania Hair Salon. She was only planning on getting some “Grease” for her hair, until she looked up and saw the most amazing thing. Right there in big black letters it said “ Kentucky waterfall cut ONLY $20 today!”. Mullet Mandy almost passed out but quickly scrambled to find the money in her pocket, she soon found herself in a big chair with a big lobster bib around her neck. Behind her, Willy the hairdresser carefully sculpted the mass of hair on her head.Soon it was all over and Willy revealed Mandy’s brand spankin new haircut. It was absolutely AMAZING, thought Mandy. She soon left the salon in search of Buck Tooth Betty’s present. She headed over to Oil Rigger’s Clothing, but didn’t find anything she liked and kept looking. Soon Mandy found herself rummaging through a box of old rags, the sweet perfume of oil and sweat filled the air, Mandy remembered that Betty already had a bunch of rags though. Just then Mandy turned around to go to another store but up on the wall she saw the most beautiful thing, next to her hair. Mounted on a plaque was a beautiful cod fish and it was marked at $15. Mandy ran to grab the fish and dashed to the cashier, tripping over some car parts that were in the middle of an isle. The cashier rang the fish through, after commenting on Mandy’s hair. “$17 please” said the cashier. Mandy reached into her pocket and realized she spent all the money on her hair, she quickly said she forgot her money and ran to her truck. As Mandy went to her truck her eyes and nose began to run. She wiped her face with her sleeve and sat down to plan how she was gonna get Betty a gift. Mandy headed home in hopes her mom would lend her the money. On the way she passed a truck loaded with fresh road kill and noticed that the driver wasn’t moving. She pulled over to find the driver had died and so she dumped the body into the ditch. When she got back she hitched up the truck to hers and towed it home. “Perfect” Mandy thought as she rushed home to prepare Betty’s present. See, inside of the truck was a rifle and TONS of road kill, a Hicktowner’s favorite food. The next day Mullet Mandy went to Betty’s party and gave her the gift she prepared. Betty was so excited when she opened her gift and told Mandy, “It’s the best present I ever got.” After dessert, raccoon cake, they all ran to play shoot the ducks.