Once upon a time there lived a momma bear, a sissy bear ... and another sissy bear.
One day the bears decided to go to the Evergreen mall to pick up some honey for their tea .... Anyways ... this little girl named theresa was wandering through the woods and came upon the big bears' house .... now being the dorky girl she is .... theresa decided to go in to the house .... After entering, Theresa smelt something yummy ... mmmm I wonder what it is ... thought theresa ... So she searched the house ...
After following her nose ... theresa found a table with tea and porridge on it ... and since she was hungry .... theresa sat down ....
NOW WHAT WAS SHE THINKING ... She breaks into a house owned by bears and expects things to be ok? ... Yea ... whatever ...
so yea ... theresa sat in the first chair and tasted the cereals
OW! That was freaking hot! ... yelled theresa (she likes talking to herself)
NO SHIT IT WAS HOT .... did she think it was a steaming bowl of cold porridge ....
ANyways ... theresa went to the second bowl and at e a spoonful ...
OW! What the heck .... this bowl is hot too!!! ... she bellowed
And being the bull headed girl she is ... thersa tried the last bowl ...
THIS BOWL IS EVEN HOTTER
NO DUh .... Im surprised the bowl isnt on fire with all the air your letting out .... and what do you think .... one pot serves different temperatured foods?
So theresa had a hissy fot .... but was hushed by the clock striking 12 ... then she freaked out again because her favorite show was on .... GILLY BEANS LIVE ... so theresa found a room with a tv and chairs ... then quickly sat down .... she moved shortly after though because apparently wooden chairs are hard ....
The second one she tried had crumbs ALL over it ... then she sat on the last one .... and busted it!!!!! .... WAY TO GO BIG ASS .... the chair was meant for a baby ....SO since all the chairs were too crappy for theresa .... she laid on the floor .... 1/2hr later the show ended and Theresa decided to explore ....
I wonder what's up those stairs ... thought theresa .... as she began to clib them ....
BOOM
half way up the stairs .... theresa lost her balance and fell to the bottom of the stairs ... but instead of giving up ... theresa climbed to the top ... she found three beds ... and tried them out ... the first was too high and she couldnt get on it ....
The second bed was a water bed ... and within 2 minutes she popped it ... and instead of cleaning things up ... Theresas friends decided to clean it up ... ANYWAYS ... theresa tried the last bed and fell asleep ....
FINALLY the 3 bears cazme home ... b4 waking up ... momma bear looked at baby ... and said ... youd think these stupid girls would learn ... especially off of all the headlines about goldilocs.
Theresa began to cry as she woke up and said .... please dont eat me ... I only have one hip ...
The bears laughed and said SAME WITH US ....