True Story

I was at customer service getting my returns and I hear Karen talking to this man about a poncho. I decide that I will go and help him, to save Karen from paging somebody.
The man was in his 40s, spanish and drove a scooter. He wanted a poncho to cover him and his scooter so it wouldnt get wet. I said I understand because it was such a nice scooter. He said I like the best, just like how I have a 2005 model leg. At this moment he twisted his leg and pulled it up 180*s
So if that wasnt enough he went to try on the poncho, he stodd up and was talking about how he got drunk at a local bar. He proceeded to show me how he danced by hopping on 1 leg and throwing the other one around.
He sat down to make sure it fit over everything. He began to tell me how he was lonely because he had no wife.He told me he liked to cook and often cooked too much. "You should come and try my cooking one day." I said, do I look like I need any more food. He said "maybe you have had a few too many plates, but green tea is good for that" He said he would bring me some freshly chopped the next day.
Finally he was packing the poncho up and before he sat down asked if I wanted to try his chair. I said I had to get back to work
Then before we went our seperate ways we said good bye ... and he waved his fake leg at me