Google your name in quotes with "is".. ie: " (your name) is" , and then post the top 10 responses..
1. Gillian is horrified when all she finds are biscuits and ready-meals (BISCUITS ... WTF)
2. Gillian is determined to get the McGlynns out of their junk food rut (I see a pattern)
3.Gillian is a trained dancer (lmao, yea ... so you better watch out)
4. Gillian has a touch of the guru about, her and for what it is, it's good (Im a sex guru)
5. triathlon pin Gillian is injured (yea, I ran 3 steps and passed out from exhaustion)
6. Gillian is kneeling on the left (no comment)
7. Gillian is passionate about teaching, especially adults (not really)
8. Gillian is now 48 and she states that she has been depressed since she was 13 (is this trying to fucking tell me something)
9. Gillian is available for 'Group' coaching (I AM a sex guru ... lmao )
10. Gillian is prettier in my opinion, but Hebe looks nice too (Poor hebe)
So apparently I am going to lose weight, become a famous sex guru ... but be depressed for the rest of my life
posted by Tall Girl @ 3:06 PM
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This is how I shall amuse myself to keep from constantly mourning the loss of my kitty...
1) R. Kelly Is Trapped In The Courtroom : Daily Hip-Hop News : SOHH.com (eeep!)
2) R. Kelly is Trapped In The Closet : Screenhead (trapped again?!)
3) KELLY is people. Kelly is South Africa's top provider of innovative, flexible, customer-centric responsible People Solutions that leverage greater client competitiveness (ooo! I'm big in South Africa! lol)
4) CNN.com - Kelly is crowned 'American Idol' - September 5, 2002 (if I was American, that would be lovely! lol)
5) RTE News - Kelly is freed amid IRA statement speculation (oh no!they're on to me!!!)
6) Ned Kelly is arguably Australia's greatest folk hero. (apparenly my name is Ned)
7) Kelly is the Keynote Speaker for the upcoming Veteran Owned Business Expo (I am? oh dear. I suppose I should write a speech then)
8) Terry Kelly is a former New York area folk singer and songwriter/journalist and
artist (annnnnnd now my name is Terry lol)
9) Kelly is another in the long line of cookie cutter faux rock chicks (cool... I'm a faux rock cookie cutter... mmm... cookies)
10) Kelly is a weepy, emotional wreck whose bizarre behavior sabotaged a recent concert tour with Jay-Z (LMAO!!!! good times with Jay-Z lol)
if I do that for my name I get a hundred christian colleges, and something about that bethany hamilton
...bethany is 15 years old from princeville, kauai and was attacked by a shark...
...bethany debate team competes in first tournament in bethany history! [I like that...."bethany history", that's going to be the name of my memoirs...maybe not, but I like that I have a debate team...?]
Hey Gill, check out what my name came up with at my msn blog. Apparently I'm a hot lot!
Megan is...
1)"...a member of several legal and trade associations. Currently, Megan is on the Board of Advisors for American Lawyer Media's Internet Newsletter..."
2)"...We will continue to let you know how Megan is doing." (I thinks she's doing pretty well)
3)"...on the Autism Spectrum" (Yea! Sounds fun!)
4)"...a visual learner and she liked to see the shape of the Braille letter as well as feel it. She memorized the Braille alphabet by sight and by touch." (Good for me)
5)"...such a sweet and beautiful young lady. ... Megan is one of 40 contestants from. across the state that will compete for..." (For what?! I hope I do okay, but I'm sure my sweetness and beauty will pull me through)
6)"...Not Martha ยท July 09, 2001 in. And totally unrelated...Megan is Not Martha. Lip balm from scratch? Bath bombs? Wowzers, my homemade pasta pales in..." (I seem pretty crafty.)
7)"...an event driven program, with the user controlling the flow of ..." (I want to know what kind of program I am!)
8)"...the third-floor resident assistant of Hood Hall" (Is this a paid position?)
9)"Megan is a map consultant extraordinaire" (I pity anyone who asks me for geographical help.)
10)"Potter realizes something is wrong earlier when Megan is not at lunch, ... Freeman figures out that Megan is not his main goal and will not be harmed." (Apparently I was in the movie Along Came a Spider.)
Lauren is...
1)"www.laurenisstronger.com"
2)"Lauren Pilkington-Smith, 10, whose body was found close to her home, is due to be laid to rest"
3)"in-person appointment with Dr. Lauren is to submit your request here. ... Dr. Lauren is scheduled to be in an upcoming episode of Psychic Detectives." (I was really scared there until realized Lauren is just a scam artist- I mean psychic)
4)"Webshots - Images of LAUREN IS 6" (Lauren is more popular than I thought if Webshots has 6 photos of her)
5)"...all set to sparkle. 25.7.05. 20 XL tshirts. devin and i are embarking on a major lifestyle change. but. a crucial difference is that this time it..."
6)"Currently, Lauren is managing singers and actors. ... As a writer ("Father Does Know Best-The Lauren Chapin Story") Lauren is also a sought after keynote"
7)"Lauren Is Cool" (That sounds like something Lauren would say)
8)"However, it is later revealed that Lauren is actually a double agent for the Covenant, ... Lauren is also quite the adulterer..." (Bad Lauren! For Shame!)
9)"...very fortunate to be able to train at the Jones Center for Families" (I'm not sure I understand what she is studying...)
10)"...quoted as an expert on the above issues by a wide range of newspaper..." (I wish I knew what those issues were. I know she has issues.)
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